Andy Murray fan poor student - invest in my future !

Trainee Medic DESPERATE to go to Wimbledon to see history in the making, not just a Scot losing for a change (Sir Chris Hoy the inpiration) I will promise to fix your ugly hooter or make magnificent those gravity ravaged boobs. WHEN I GRADUATE. Think it is a great investment a tennis ticket for a sexy conk or remarkable rack. Eyes , Butt sag and tummy lipo a possibility too. Please any ladies (or gents for that mtter if you want it to stand up more regularly lafs. It is all I have to offer but I will sign a contract to do this and future maitaiance work. So if your hooter is Maniloesque and you cry when frying eggs ar breakfast I am your soluion. Please mail me or phone anytime on 07866 297297 Hospital on call phone. Angus wearing a kilt to Wimbledon on Sunday !!